Joke

Normally, we get a lot of Singh jokes from emails. I just don't understand why. Anyway, here's one old joke but nevertheless funny IMO.


"There was one guy name Santa Singh and he went for an interview at a law firm Lee & Lee. So a Mr Lee interviewed him and thought that Santa was well qualified for the job and went and tell his boss about it. Mr.Lee's boss told him that all this while the firm had a policy of only hiring staff with the surname Lee, so therefore he shouldn't break the rules.So Mr Lee went back to tell Santa Singh the bad news.

Mr Lee: I'm sorry, but we are not able to hire you. We have a policy of hiring staff with the surname Lee only.

Santa Singh: Oh in that case, I can always change my name. In fact, I actually have one now.

Mr Lee: * huh?* And what is that name??

Santa Singh: "Banga Lee"






note: No offense intended to the sikh community. I totally respect them. If u find this offensive, please let me know & i'll delete this post.

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ohh... why that arrogant fellow won?? anyone but him.. cos' he's such a cocky fellow!

ohh... my heart felt so sad for LCW!! what happened to him tonight??왜 요? 왜? 왜?

He wasn't playing like himself just now. I just can't believe it.

Sigh... what to do with this T-shirt leh?

JASON?

Something interesting ...


1. Do you know if you take out the initials for July, August, September, October and November , you'll get the name JASON ?


And since bapak requested for some trivia or something, here's one ...so tell me all your answers ya ppl!!
2. Count the number of " F " in the following text on the first go(don't cheat) and post your answer in the comment area :

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.


ALZHEIMERS’ EYE TEST
Count the " Fs ".Wrong! There are 6 -- no joke. READ IT AGAIN ! Go Back and try to find the 6 F's before I give you the next clue..OK, now the hidden part.The brain cannot process " OF ".Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.

**Edited: I've gotten this test thingy from some other sites and apparently it's true that some people only see 3 to 4 "F" only.

All the best for Lee Chong Wei!!

I think me mum totally approve Korean man for her daughter... cos when South Korean Park Tae Hwan won the Gold Medal for 400m freestyle at the Beijing Olympics, she woke me up from my sleep to inform me of the news!!! Thought there was some earthquake or something. I was like ... anyway, I think she was way more excited than me. Well, thank god he's way much better in swimming than singing(go watch his CF here). Congratulations to him for being the first Korean AND Asian swimmer to win a medal in those event! I didn't know that ..thanks to wikipedia.

Anyway, being a fan of badminton, I'm really hoping that our own Malaysian Lee Chong Wei will get a gold medal in the badminton event. Just hope that he don't get too much pressure from all sides now as he's our only hope now! Let us pray for him and wish all the best to him! Aja Aja Hwaiting Lee Chong Wei shi!!!


Edited on 15/08/08 at 8.30PM - Lee Chong Wei is advancing into the single's finals after defeating Lee Hyun Il of South Korea*sigh-he did good as well*!!! Everyone make yourself free on Sunday and support LCW ya!! Malaysia Boleh!!

Tanam Sayur, Makan Jagong Meh?

I got so tired watching the tv news these days because I just go mad mad mad. I’m not sure whether the media are rejoicing for having so much boiling political news to write and report or being just as mad for having to report all those crappy stuff. I want to hear news about how the gammen are looking for ways to increase the efficiency of public transport (total crap here in Malaysia) and how the gammen solves the issue of haze, price increase in everything, illegal immigrant, poverty, and lots more. I want to hear intelligent stuff out from our ministers mouth, not some “tanam sayur dan ubah cara hidup”. Why are we going backward instead of going forward? Whatever lies and deception going around right now will slowly unravel. The truth shall be known. We are not ignorant and definitely not fool. What? Did you just sayifool?






Here’s another crappy riddle to brighten up all my chingus gloomy day:-

Why do Doraemon and Nobita refuse to come to Malaysia??
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Wanna know the answer? Buy me a meal then... ( ' x ' )

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왜 요? 왜? 왜? 왜?
Why does it have to be so difficult?