Impersonating Sami Vellu

For the life of me, I didn't know who Yusoff Chong is until a colleague told me he's a local artiste. I think Yusoff Chong is just his stage name. If I didn't see the title, I would have thought it's really Sami Vellu in person. (Well, all Malaysians should know Sami Vellu right?) .
See how Yusoff Chong impersonate Sami Vellu in the video below...



Geng mou??

Anyway, got a massive headache after watching I Am Legend just now.. so won't write much now. And to all my muslim friends out there... Selamat Hari Raya Haji! :)

Happy Belated Birthday Tan Sri!!!!

Yang Berhormat Tan Sri,

I sincerely apologise that I forgotten to wish you on your birthday. I was looking at my calendar today when all of sudden, I remember. It's Tan Sri's birthday days ago. hehe. So here I present you your virtual birthday cake ...... tada tada..



See ...one whole death-by-chocolate cake for you. Enjoy ya!

Aisay...so err...when is birthday boy going to buy us a meal???? :P

Have you register yourself as a Voter??

wa ka li lang kong oh... wa si jit ge registered voter liao!muahahahaa....wa ai kam sia "bapak N" zai wa ki kia-puoi-eh-opit po mia. Na si ng si e eh to-long, wa kao ka kia lit pun ko be po mia. Beh sai liao.. ai vote liao!!! ta pi wa bo po mia before 31/03/2007, ani-kong wa bo ki hui vote ho next election lor??? teoui bo teoui?

jin jia kang ko sia hokkien entry eh.. so wa ba lu ai sia ah mo di liao...eheheh.


Okay, I'm sure most of my chingus know what I've written right? simple hokkien only ... if don't understand, just ask me lar...I'll clarify my rojak hokkien. Anyway, so ya, I've register as a voter ...finally. I wanted to ages ago .. but you know me ..ever the procrastinator. I was suppose to write this entry last week ..urm.. Friday i think?? Of course with all the distractions, I only find time and mood to write today. Aren't you guys lucky? (*addressing empty audience*). siao..


Anyway, I slept at 4-ish am yesterday, so i'm super super sleepy today at work and after work now. I kept cracking stupid jokes at work today to force myself to stay awake. Coincidently, I was wearing a white and black attire today, so I crack out my penguin joke. Sometimes,seriously, I'm quite amaze at myself. Haha.


Actually how do you say post office in hokkien?? kia-puoi-eh-opit is the best i can think of liao. anyone any idea???







p/s: To ST, funny or not my penguin joke?? don't pretend it's not funny ok.

Do you know this guy?

Today weather was cool and nice. I love rainy days, so I was in my happy mood. I met up with TF in a shopping mall and being in a shopping mall makes me even happier. So I met her colleagues for a while, chitchat a bit and then proceeded to do some shopping. I bought a dress with a 50% discount ..which makes my day even better! But my perfectly happy day was ruined when we ate in this Old Town kopitiam. That guy (see picture above) is a waiter there.

At first, we were serve by different waiters which were all very nice, polite and friendly. I ordered their nasi lemak, toast bread and lemon tea. I finished my sambal before I even finish half of my rice, so I asked one of the waiter if I could have more sambal. The waiter smiled and said OK but another waiter (see above picture again) butted in and told us that we need to pay for the extra sambal. I was a little bit shocked at this actually. If we really need to pay for the extra sambal, how come the earlier waiter didn't say anything? Anyway, I asked him "how much will that be?". He said "50 sen!" , so we said "Ok, no problem." So, my sambal came(the size of those tiny condiment sauce bowl-not 50 sen worth) and I continued enjoying my nasi lemak. Then when I was about 3/4 done with my nasi lemak, this pabo waiter came again and slapped a receipt on our table and said "Please pay!" and walked off. Wahlan eh, ..... me and TF just stare at each other open mouth trying to recover from the rudeness of this waiter. I'm sure if he were to put it in a way like "I'm sorry we're closing soon but if you would kindly make your payment"..or something polite, we would gladly do so. I noticed there were a few other customers that had just gotten their food and it was only 9-ish. However, I quickly wolfed down my nasi lemak and was just drinking my lemon tea ...when THIS RUDE WAITER CAME AGAIN and said "Please make your payment!!" . The other waiters didn't even rush us. We were so maddddddd.... I told him " WHEN I'M FINISH WITH MY FOOD, THEN I'll WALK TO THE COUNTER AND PAY!! . SO CAN I FINISH MY FOOD FIRST???!!!"

He quickly scramble off without apologizing or whatsoever. Then when another waiter pass-by, I ask him " Is he (pointing to that rude waiter) your boss or something like that?". The waiter told me no and I informed him " He's very rude!". Blardee hell... I'm not sure about Old Town policy, but I've never been to any other restaurant that require me to pay extra for some sambal... and I've NEVER EVER BEEN FORCED to make my payment like that before!!!

He's in the service industry so it's no excuse for him to be so impolite to the customers.

Therefore, I have no choice but to award him a place in my Hall Of Shame.

Thanks for being occupant number 2 and accompanying Zana .